Thursday, August 16, 2007

Amanda Bynes is defeating my (low) expectations


Some years ago I used to watch All That in Nickelodeon all the time. I loved the show; but I loved watching sweet little Amanda even more. I frequently fantasized about the cute 11-year-old...when I was 12. I'm not going to jail yet.

A decade later All That is still on TV, but Amanda is no longer there. I figured she probably lost her child star power a long time ago (Thanks in large to The Amanda Show) and has become an early wash-up, whose remaining hope is to use the patented Lohan method of gaining attention: get wasted, wear slutty clothes, and basically prance around like a dumb whore.

But it seems darling Amanda is actually hanging in there pretty well! What a relief! She may have grown a bit (sexier) and acquired some ass and tittage through the years but the overall sweet, innocent aura she radiates has not disappeared since the last time I saw her on TV. Although, I don't really mind a couple of nipple slips here and there...or some full nudity. But only in front of me.

I even watched She's The Man just to see more of her, despite my gut telling me it will suck (it did). But at least I got to see my Amanda and her new sexy figure!